Meet the World’s Smallest Rabbit.
Columbia Basin Pygmy Rabbits are the world’s smallest and among the rarest.
BUT THEY HAVE RAINBOW EARS
The color in the ears are added by the zoo staff to tell the kits apart. But still, cute :D
Genetically Modified Berry compared to Organic Berry:
Note that the modified specimen is bloated to about 3 times the mass of the common berry. Advanced rot has set in prior to maturity and tests revealed 78% more lactic acid in the modified organism.
Upon contact with the modified berry, the picker’s hands exhibited a rash which is clearly visible on the fingers and should not be mistaken for juice stains acquired during picking. While the common berry, of course, has no ill effects on the skin, the modified organism had an effect similar to poison oak and swelling set in shortly after the photo was taken. The discoloration and pain lasted approximately 12 hours with treatment including Neosporin and Syrup of Ipecac.
At 16 hours the specimen went missing and could not be monitored for decay rates. While the common berry remained, the modified berry was spotted the next Tuesday at the corner of Wallace and 12th St. Having grown another meter and a half, the genetically modified berry murdered two prostitutes and became the target of a cross country manhunt. It was last seen on February 20th in Boulder, CO where it has joined with several bananas from the Monsanto corporation and stolen at least two shotguns from the Boulder Police Department.
A manifesto was released online suggesting that the berries intend to strike at our nurseries, killing our young and replacing them with further modified organisms which we will raise as our own. They also intend to “free their enslaved brothers” by treating common fruits and possibly vegetables with mutagens.
The head of the FDA could not be reached for comment as he has gone missing. Only a glass of unidentified red fluid was found in his office, labeled “Extra Pulp”.
The number of people that aren’t reading the whole thing and are hailing it as fact make me laugh harder than the actual story.
Can we just talk about the ridiculous amount of courage it would take for someone to kick an immortal homicidal clown in the genitals, punch a fucking God in the face, and then take a weapon strong enough to kill angels and snap it in half
Fucking Kanaya man
australian wizards learn how to cast spells without saying the full spell because they’re lazy speakers
australian wizards are really good at non verbal spells because why say it when you can think it
australian wizards have highest rate of magical mishaps due to the experimentation of shortening of spell language
Daenerys Targaryen, Mother of Dragons.
Some realism practice with more desaturated colours than I’m used to….it’s hard “orz. The face took me especially long to get right xD;.