BECAUSE WE ARE ADULTS
[watching Jeremy play Skyrim, he makes a Dethklok joke, I tell him about sexandpolitics' post about really just wanting to hear the guards say "dildos"]
Jeremy: That's just asking for a "then I took a dildo the the knee" joke.
Lewis: Basically.
Jeremy: "My cousin's off fighting dildos, and what do I get? Guard duty."
Lewis: "Let me guess, someone stole your dildo."
Jeremy: "I keep thinking, what if I'M the dildoborn..."
Lewis: "What is it? .../Dildos/?"
Jeremy: "You're an alchemist? Can you brew me a dildo?"
Lewis: "Dildos to yourself, sneak thief."
Jeremy: "Orcish dildos, hm? Ugly and strong, just like those who forged it."
Lewis: "No dildogagging."
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